About Tim Novak



Greetings... Welcome to Tim's personal website. Here you'll find everything you really need to know about Tim Novak and maybe a few things you didn't. Born in Massachusetts in 1960, Tim Novak spent his childhood on top of a hill in the woods of suburbia. This could be the reason Tim is often found riding on his street luge and hiking on New England hiking trails. Aimless throughout his life, Tim is STILL searching for a career. Along the way Tim has been a roadie, music store clerk, offset printer, web developer, inventor, Fline scientist, street luger, winter hiker, survivalist, Euell Gibbon's fan, TV producer, amateur herpetologist, Appalachian Trail hiker, screen printer, artist, game developer, husband, father, caregiver, taxpayer, unemployed, underpaid, under the influence and under constant surveillance. Wanna sponsor Tim Novak ? Click around and see what I'm up to. For you new stalkers, be sure to pick up the informative pamphlet: "So... You're Stalking Tim Novak?" available by calling 1-800-CREEPER. - Tim Novak

Tim Novak

Greetings...

Welcome to Tim's personal website. Here you'll find everything you really need to know about Tim Novak and maybe a few things you didn't. Born in Massachusetts in 1960, Tim Novak spent his childhood on top of a hill in the woods of suburbia. This could be the reason Tim is often found riding on his street luge and hiking on New England hiking trails. Aimless throughout his life, Tim is STILL searching for a career. Along the way Tim has been a roadie, music store clerk, offset printer, web developer, inventor, Fline scientist, street luger, winter hiker, survivalist, Euell Gibbon's fan, TV producer, amateur herpetologist, Appalachian Trail hiker, screen printer, artist, game developer, husband, father, caregiver, taxpayer, unemployed, underpaid, under the influence and under constant surveillance.

Wanna sponsor Tim Novak ?

Click around and see what I'm up to. For you new stalkers, be sure to pick up the informative pamphlet: "So... You're Stalking Tim Novak?" available by calling 1-800-CREEPER.

- Tim Novak